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He has a million and one pet peeves. He knows he is eccentric. The most mundane little things annoy him. "Is it too much to ask to replace the toothpaste cap?" -he'd ask to himself. But to him, toothpaste caps and elbows on the table mean nothing when he encounters the top five pet peeves on his list. Oh yeah, there is a list! According to him, in a day's worth he will encounter one, if not all of his annoyances. It reads something like this:

1) People that talk just to listen to themselves talk.
2) Small talk, just to fill a void.
3) People that talk about what they have, not who they are.
4) People that just open their mouths to criticize and put others down.
5) Extremely peppy people that laugh at their own "funny stories".

He just wants to hang himself, he says… And he knew he had issues. He just figured they were nothing that ten years of therapy could not cure. Then again, he would have to deal with a know-it-all psychologist, and we just learned not to get him started on that. Yes, there is a list…


(decided to keep illustration and story separated, it would have been too much on a page) blood drips, blood splatter and sound wave made on vector program by me